Announcements, comments, and quips don’t always come easily, (unless you’re a super cool Cuckoo) but this petite guidebook makes social media a cinch by providing a collection of convenient updates! Bound in a hard cover with gold-colored lettering across its crimson face, this book contains a series of carefully composed tweets and other updates, complete with humor and hashtags. Five sections follow the introduction, showcasing short messages for describing your daily life, activities in your office, and sharing among your circle of friends.

Treat yourself for $8.99 and watch your followers rocket. I’m sure.